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Miss America And Miss America USA To Now Include Math Word Problems

December 17, 2018UncategorizedLiving in Dickinson, North Dakota, Miss North Dakota, Miss North Dakota to include math word problems, Miss North Dakota USA, Miss North Dakota USA to include math word problems, Moving to Dickinson, North Dakota, relocating to Dickinson North Dakota, women in Dickinson North Dakotaname withheld

In 2018, in order to be more inclusive to fat girls and unattractive women, the Miss America pageant under the leadership of Gretchen Carlson, decided to discontinue the swimsuit competition. So that fat girls and unattractive women have a chance at winning, the pageants have decided to include math word problems.

My understanding is that the competition will now be judged as follows: Personal interview 40%, evening gown 30%, math word problems 30%. The math word problem section, will consist of three problems, each worth 10%, and you have to show your work, or you will receive 0% credit.

What this means is, that in order to win, a pageant contestant will probably have to correctly answer all three math word problems. For example, a very attractive young lady with a good personality might get very high points in the personal interview phase and the evening gown phase, but if she misses one or two math word problems, points-wise, there is almost no way she could win.

Here are some examples of the kind of math word problems that will be given in the North Dakota pageants:

A 2010 Dodge 2500 diesel with a 6.7 liter Cummins engine gets 17 miles per gallon in town, and 22 miles per gallon on the highway. If you had to drive this truck from Amidon to Belfield on Highway 85 for 34 miles, how many gallons of diesel fuel would you need?

Answer: one gallon/22 miles x 34 miles = 1.545 gallons

Your boyfriend works as an apprentice electrician and he makes $3,200 per month gross pay before taxes are taken out. After taxes are taken out, his take home pay is $2,560 per month. However, $400 in child support payments are then taken from his take home pay each month. A bank is willing to lend him money for a home mortgage, with monthly payments not to exceed 40% of $2,160. What is the maximum monthly mortgage payment that your boyfriend could make?

Answer: 0.40 x $2,160 = $864

Walmart sells packages of three women’s panties for $21.50. Target sells packages of two women’s panties for $20. And Victoria’s Secret sells women’s panties for $25 each. Given $100, and the ability to buy these women’s panties from Walmart, Target, and Victoria’s Secret, what is the most amount of panties that you could buy?

Answer: Twelve panties. You could buy four packages of Walmart Panties for $86, giving you twelve panties. Buying from Target would give you only ten panties for $100.

Who Judged Miss North Dakota USA?

November 22, 2016Uncategorizedde-fund Miss North Dakota USA, do not participate in Miss North Dakota USA, Living in Dickinson, North Dakota, Living in Watford City North Dakota, living in Western North Dakota, Miss North Dakota USA, what happened at Miss North Dakota USA, what is wrong with Miss North Dakota USA, who judged Miss North Dakota USA, who won Miss North Dakota USAname withheld

The Miss North Dakota USA pageant was held in Fargo, North Dakota on November 19th & 20th. I found out about a week prior to this year’s pageant, that a girl I like, Codi Miller, was going to be a pageant contestant. I thought to myself, “Oh great, she will probably win. I wish that she would stop. I wish that she would be just plain Codi. If she wins, she won’t stop. Oh well, maybe she will eventually get this out of her system.”

I wrote a blog post, contemplating why women compete in beauty pageants. I was concerned that trying to be a beauty queen and a princess takes young women out of reality and normalcy, and will inevitably make them unable to deal with real life. After I thought about the women journalists Diane Sawyer and Joanne Nosuchinsky who had won beauty pageants, and later went on to have successful careers, I conceded that pageants might help some women. Maybe some women just wanted to use the pageants as a stepping stone in their career.

I then looked up and read more about the Miss North Dakota USA pageant: the organizers, the history, past winners, frequently asked questions & answers, the Miss USA Pageant Contestant Contract. I wrote two more blog posts about the Miss North Dakota USA pageant, making observations, comments, and suggestions.

It was not until late in the day on Friday, November 18th, that all of the pageant contestants were listed on the Miss North Dakota USA website. The listing just showed the contestants’ first name, first letter of last name, one photograph, and their sponsors. I would have liked to have seen the last name of the contestants, and a short biography, at least where they were from.

The girl that I liked, Codi, I saw her latest pageant photograph, and I thought that she would win. As I already said, I didn’t want her to win, I wished that she would stop. Codi was Miss North Dakota Teen in 2009, and Miss Rodeo North Dakota in 2014. I had already seen from previous pageant photographs that she has perfect calves, perfect thighs, bottom, stomach, breasts, shoulders, arms, neck, all perfect. Her latest photograph shows that she looks even better now. I showed other people the Miss North Dakota USA pageant contestants’ photographs, and they all said, “Oh wow, look at her.”, pointing out Codi, they didn’t have anything to say about the other contestants. I thought that there was no contest. I thought that it was embarrassingly uneven.

When I finally saw the Miss North Dakota USA Pageant winners on late Sunday November 20, I said, “What the Fuck! God Dammit! What the Fuck!”

I am going to say what everybody in North Dakota outside of Fargo is thinking! First of all, “What the Fuck!” Second, “What the Fuck happened!” Third, “Why the Fuck are two Latinas Miss North Dakota USA, and Miss North Dakota Teen? Who the Fuck were the God Damn judges?”

North Dakota is about 92% White. About 95% of the land area in North Dakota is farming and ranch land occupied by white farmers. The entire history of North Dakota is about ranching and farming. North Dakota is made up of hundreds of small towns where people farm, ranch, herd cattle, and ride horses. No young lady represents North Dakota more than Codi Miller, who grew up on a third generation North Dakota farm out in the badlands. Going to a rural school with only forty kids in the entire school. Riding horses and rounding up cattle. Competing in High School rodeo.

God Damn! Do Latinas from the city of Fargo represent North Dakota? No, they don’t represent North Dakota at all!

I had already read that the company Future Productions based in Minneapolis, organizes and produces the Miss North Dakota USA pageant. Minneapolis is a very liberal, large city. Minneapolis has a completely different ideology, culture, and values than 95% of rural North Dakota, with the exception being Fargo. Where did the judges come from? Did the judges come from Fargo or Minneapolis?

Both before and after the pageant, I looked on the Miss North Dakota USA website, and I could not find any mention of who the judges were. I could not find out who the judges were anywhere. Shouldn’t this be plainly stated? Why aren’t the judges identified, with some information about where they are from, and their occupations?

I have looked at many of Codi Miller’s photographs from various sources, and I have looked at many of the pageant winner’s photographs from various sources. I believe that Codi Miller was the best looking, most attractive, most feminine, most perfectly proportioned, most dignified contestant, and the best representation of North Dakota. I think that there are many, many North Dakotans that are wondering why Codi did not win.

In order to not be sued for libel, I can not explain why I think that Codi did not win.

In my next blog post, I will plead with North Dakotans to de-fund, not sponsor, not cooperate with, and not participate in Miss North Dakota USA.

List Of Attractive Women In Dickinson, North Dakota

November 16, 2016UncategorizedLiving in Dickinson, North Dakota, Living in Watford City North Dakota, Miss North Dakota USA, Moving to Dickinson, North Dakota, moving to Watford City North Dakota, relocating to Dickinson North Dakota, shortage of women in Dickinson North Dakota, women in Belfield North Dakota, women in Dickinson North Dakota, women in Dunn County North Dakota, women in Watford City North Dakotaname withheld

Recently I have written three blog posts about Miss North Dakota USA, making comments, recommendations, speculations, and criticisms. I thought that maybe I should shut up about the pageant, not because my comments are stupid, but because I complain so much about the scarcity of attractive women in Dickinson. One of the few things that may help inspire women in North Dakota to care about their appearance, bearing, and demeanor is the Miss North Dakota USA pageant. If anything, I should have nothing but praise for the Miss North Dakota USA pageant.

In writing the three recent blog posts about Miss North Dakota USA, I thought about the contestants, their work, the competition, how they would be judged, what the judges would be looking for, the goal of the organization. I searched for, and read the twelve page Miss USA Pageant Contract, which gave me a tremendous amount of insight into what the organization was looking for.

The Miss USA pageant was looking for a woman who would always be a positive role model for other women, would make people think highly of the competition and the organization, and would not damage the reputation of the competition and the organization. The end goal, it appears, is to effectively promote women and women’s interests.

In addition to me writing comments about the Miss North Dakota USA pageant which are possibly not completely helpful, I very often write about the scarcity of attractive women in Dickinson. In order to be fair and truthful, I want to acknowledge that there are some attractive women in Dickinson. Below I have written a list, in alphabetical order, of women in Dickinson who meet the criteria of attractiveness, civility, respectability, demeanor, bearing, and dress:

Mrs. Judy Anderson, Dickinson (the accountant)

Miss Haley Anderson, Dickinson

Mrs. Kjersti Armstrong, Dickinson

Mrs. Kathryn Helgaas Burgum, Bismarck

Mrs. Bethany Devlin, Watford City

Miss Mariah Ficek, Dickinson

Mrs. Kathy Fisher, Dickinson

Mrs. Brenda Fong, Dickinson

Mrs. Marinna Marsh Fuchs, Dickinson

Dr. Nicole Marie Wilson-Hall, Dickinson

Miss McKenzie Joy Hilsen, Dickinson

Miss Geliza Hoese, Dickinson

Miss Jessica Hoherz, Dickinson

Miss Kaycee Hutzenbiler, Belfield

Miss Megan Jorgenson, Dickinson

Miss Jordan Kass, New England

Mrs. Marchell Kubas, South Heart

Miss JoLea Kukowski, Dickinson

Miss Melissa McDermott, Dickinson

Miss Codi Miller, Amidon

Miss Kit Miller, Amidon

Miss Molly Miller, Dickinson

Mrs. Bernice Mueller, Dickinson

Mrs. Janilyn Murtha, Dickinson

Miss Tracy Nash, Dickinson

Miss Kayla Paluck, Dickinson

Mrs. Kamal Patel, Dickinson

Mrs. Kristi Schwartz, Dickinson

Miss Ali Sorenson, Dickinson

Mrs. Jessie Veeder, Watford City

Mrs. Lindsey Ybarra, Watford City

Miss Kira Zastoupil, Dickinson

No, you can’t be removed from my list. Keep up the good work.

I may be able to add a few more women to my list in the future. The attractive women in Dunn County hide 95% of the time. There I go again, they aren’t “hiding”, they are just staying at home.

Update 11/25/2016: Many of the women on the list above remind me of the IDF women of Israel. I recommend that the women on the above list, and the readers, go look at IDFwomenofisrael on Facebook.