Recently I have written three blog posts about Miss North Dakota USA, making comments, recommendations, speculations, and criticisms. I thought that maybe I should shut up about the pageant, not because my comments are stupid, but because I complain so much about the scarcity of attractive women in Dickinson. One of the few things that may help inspire women in North Dakota to care about their appearance, bearing, and demeanor is the Miss North Dakota USA pageant. If anything, I should have nothing but praise for the Miss North Dakota USA pageant.
In writing the three recent blog posts about Miss North Dakota USA, I thought about the contestants, their work, the competition, how they would be judged, what the judges would be looking for, the goal of the organization. I searched for, and read the twelve page Miss USA Pageant Contract, which gave me a tremendous amount of insight into what the organization was looking for.
The Miss USA pageant was looking for a woman who would always be a positive role model for other women, would make people think highly of the competition and the organization, and would not damage the reputation of the competition and the organization. The end goal, it appears, is to effectively promote women and women’s interests.
In addition to me writing comments about the Miss North Dakota USA pageant which are possibly not completely helpful, I very often write about the scarcity of attractive women in Dickinson. In order to be fair and truthful, I want to acknowledge that there are some attractive women in Dickinson. Below I have written a list, in alphabetical order, of women in Dickinson who meet the criteria of attractiveness, civility, respectability, demeanor, bearing, and dress:
Mrs. Judy Anderson, Dickinson (the accountant)
Mrs. Bethany Devlin, Watford City
Mrs. Kathy Fisher, Dickinson
Mrs. Brenda Fong, Dickinson
Mrs. Marinna Marsh Fuchs, Dickinson
Dr. Nicole Marie Wilson-Hall, Dickinson
Miss McKenzie Joy Hilsen, Dickinson
Miss Geliza Hoese, Dickinson
Miss Jessica Hoherz, Dickinson
Miss Kaycee Hutzenbiler, Belfield
Mrs. Marchell Kubas, South Heart
Miss JoLea Kukowski, Dickinson
Miss Melissa McDermott, Dickinson
Miss Codi Miller, Amidon
Miss Kit Miller, Amidon
Mrs. Bernice Mueller, Dickinson
Mrs. Janilyn Murtha, Dickinson
Miss Tracy Nash, Dickinson
Mrs. Kamal Patel, Dickinson
Mrs. Kristi Schwartz, Dickinson
Miss Ali Sorenson, Dickinson
Mrs. Jessie Veeder, Watford City
Mrs. Lindsey Ybarra, Watford City
No, you can’t be removed from my list. Keep up the good work.
I may be able to add a few more women to my list in the future. The attractive women in Dunn County hide 95% of the time. There I go again, they aren’t “hiding”, they are just staying at home.
Update 11/25/2016: Many of the women on the list above remind me of the IDF women of Israel. I recommend that the women on the above list, and the readers, go look at IDFwomenofisrael on Facebook.