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I Hate Stripper Poles And Platform Shoes, But Skank Girls Are O.K.

One of my most hated things in this world is Stripper Poles.  I don’t know the who, what, when, where, or why of Stripper Poles, but I imagine that they were created to aid stupid, no talent, uncoordinated girls.

Somehow, pea-brained women have gotten it into their heads that men like watching women on Stripper Poles.  This is not true, men like seeing women naked or nearly naked, and men only tolerate Stripper Poles because they are there.  Men like seeing bare feet, calves, thighs, asses, hips, stomachs, breasts, necks, shoulders, and arms…Not Stripper Poles.

Women even started to believe that Stripper Pole exhibitions were competitive, where they could show off their strength, coordination, and athleticism.  How could you women be so stupid?  Never mind, that’s a dumb question, what was I thinking.

If men wanted to see women in an athletic competition, they would go watch women’s volleyball, basketball, tennis, track&field, golf, gymnastics, powerlifting, or wrestling.  I don’t know who is more to blame for destroying the erotic dancing in strip bars, men or women.  This never should have happened.

Nearly equal to my hate of Stripper Poles, is Platform Shoes.  Platform shoes look idiotic all on their own, and they make women who are wearing them look idiotic too.  Fifty years ago, the only people who wore platform shoes, were cripple people with birth defects, and they didn’t like the way that these shoes looked.

Who wants to see some woman, whose intelligence is already in question, stumble, wobble, and trip over her own feet?  Is this erotic or arousing, or is this like watching an accident that’s waiting to happen?

Yesterday when I was searching on the internet for videos of Governor Kristi Noem stripping, I had a hell of a time finding an appropriate video that I liked, because just about all of the stripper videos showed clumsy, clunky, ungraceful, dim-witted women swinging on a Stripper Pole like a monkey.

Finally, finally, I found a few good videos that illustrate erotic dancing without a Stripper Pole.  Using some of these good videos, I wanted to point out several things:  That minimal, graceful movement by women is more feminine, arousing, erotic, and enjoyable, than women climbing and swinging like a monkey;  No special effects, props, or choreography is needed; and Skank Girls are O.K.

In this first video, which is probably of a woman who is working as a live nude chat model from her home, she is a pretty good dancer, she has a nice pleasant personality, and she doesn’t have to do a whole lot to be very enjoyable to watch.  She probably works as a bank teller during the day:

See, wasn’t the girl in the above video nice?  And, there wasn’t a Stripper Pole.  Because this young lady doesn’t have a nice sofa, she probably doesn’t have very much money, and she didn’t have very much growing up.  Skank girls are O.K., if you didn’t already know this.

In this next video example, this illustrates that simple movement, with no choreography, no special effects, no props, no Stripper Pole, and no Platform Shoes, with just a girl, is plenty enough entertainment:

The young woman in the video above, she probably also works as a bank teller during the day, or maybe in customer service for a utility company.  Another nice Skank girl.

For my last example, whether you like it or not, this is primarily what men are interested in seeing, want to experience, and want to have.  This young lady appears to actually know what men want, and she is letting them have what they want, with no arguing, bullshit, games, wasting time, or a stupid Stripper Pole:

The young lady in the video above, I think that she probably works as a stripper during the day.  But she didn’t need a Stripper Pole, did she?  Another example of a nice Skank girl.

Not this time, but some other time, I will explain the origin, nature, characteristics, and behavior of Skank girls, which is a very melancholy tale.

 

Proposed Rough Riders Strip Club In The Prairie Hills Mall, Dickinson, North Dakota

In this blog post I will explain why the proposed Rough Riders Strip Club in the Prairie Hills Mall in Dickinson, North Dakota is a good idea.

From approximately 2011 through 2018, Dickinson State University administrators, professors, local business people, city government representatives, developers, and architects worked on plans and fundraising to construct the Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library and Museum in Dickinson, North Dakota.  For those of you who don’t know, before Theodore Roosevelt became President of the United States in 1901, he spent several years in the 1890s living on a cattle ranch not far from Dickinson.

The Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library and Museum was something that was going to be a permanent attraction in Dickinson, and something that would help to fill the void that was left when so many oil field workers moved away after the boom ended in 2014.  Unfortunately, important and influential people from elsewhere, steered the Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library and Museum away from Dickinson, to the town of Medora forty miles to the west.

Before he became President, Theodore Roosevelt was known for leading the first voluntary U.S. Cavalry Regiment in the Spanish-American War in Cuba, called the “Rough Riders”.  Hence, many things in this area are named “Rough Riders Hotel” or “Rough Riders Saloon”, in remembrance of the time that Theodore Roosevelt spent here.

Though Dickinson may not be able to have the Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library and Museum, it can have the biggest and best strip club in North Dakota, called the “Rough Riders Strip Club”.

In 2018, the Prairie Hills Mall in Dickinson experienced the closing of its three largest stores, JC Penny, Herbergers, and Odyssey Theaters.  There are several important reasons why the Rough Riders Strip Club should be located in the Prairie Hills Mall, besides being able to occupy the vacant space left by Herbergers or the Odyssey Theaters.

The Prairie Hills Mall is located centrally in downtown Dickinson, just north of Interstate 94, and beside Highway 22.  It is surrounded by approximately sixteen restaurants and ten hotels.  Because the Prairie Hills Mall is surrounded by about fifteen acres of paved parking lot, this parking lot is large enough to accommodate nearly two hundred tractor trucks & trailers in addition to normal vehicles.

Due to the location of the Prairie Hills Mall in Dickinson at the intersection of I-94 and Hwy 22, and because Dickinson is the nearest large town for one hundred miles in any direction, it is a natural convenient stopping place for commercial truck drivers.  With easy parking and easy access to a large modern strip club, which would soon become famous, and access to sixteen restaurants and ten hotels, this would become the busiest town in North Dakota.

It wouldn’t just be the commercial truck drivers who would get off the interstate in Dickinson, with the attention and publicity, everyone would want to stop to see what was going on in Dickinson.

Who is going to work there you may ask?  If you have read very many of my other blog posts, you might have seen that I often complain about there being a shortage of attractive women in Dickinson, and that most of the women in Dickinson are unfriendly.  Yes, that is true.  However, looking on Facebook, in this area, if you just look up the women with the last name of “Zastoupil” or “Miller”, there you will find enough attractive women with O.K. personalities to fill most of the dancer positions.  There are enough DSU girls to fill in for the Zastoupil and Miller women on their days off.

DSU girls can work some of the bar positions.  Dickinson High School girls and Trinity High School girls can work the waitress positions.  There are a few nice looking housewives in Dickinson that can work as hostesses, cashiers, or fill-in for the dancers on short notice.

What about the rest of the women in Dickinson, how about them?  I have envisioned a special opportunity for most of the other women in Dickinson, unlike anything else in North Dakota.  The other women will be known as “The Heidi Heitkamp Girls” or the “Heidi Girls” for short.

The Heidi Girls can wear red hair wigs, and they can all be called “Heidi”.  Now get ready for this, whenever a truck driver parks, a Heidi girl will trot over, pulling a rickshaw!  That’s right, pulling a rickshaw, just like the ones in China and Vietnam, except for these will probably have rubber car tires.

For free, the Heidi Girl will transport any truck driver in her rickshaw in between the strip club and his tractor truck.  However, if the truck driver wants to be taken to Taco Bell, Bernie’s Esquire Club, or a hotel, an extra charge will apply.

Now, if the owner of the Prairie Hills Mall is concerned about the running of the Rough Riders Strip Club, the long-time manager of the Mall, Peggy O’Brien, she can manage the strip club too, and also fill-in.