One of my most hated things in this world is Stripper Poles.  I don’t know the who, what, when, where, or why of Stripper Poles, but I imagine that they were created to aid stupid, no talent, uncoordinated girls.

Somehow, pea-brained women have gotten it into their heads that men like watching women on Stripper Poles.  This is not true, men like seeing women naked or nearly naked, and men only tolerate Stripper Poles because they are there.  Men like seeing bare feet, calves, thighs, asses, hips, stomachs, breasts, necks, shoulders, and arms…Not Stripper Poles.

Women even started to believe that Stripper Pole exhibitions were competitive, where they could show off their strength, coordination, and athleticism.  How could you women be so stupid?  Never mind, that’s a dumb question, what was I thinking.

If men wanted to see women in an athletic competition, they would go watch women’s volleyball, basketball, tennis, track&field, golf, gymnastics, powerlifting, or wrestling.  I don’t know who is more to blame for destroying the erotic dancing in strip bars, men or women.  This never should have happened.

Nearly equal to my hate of Stripper Poles, is Platform Shoes.  Platform shoes look idiotic all on their own, and they make women who are wearing them look idiotic too.  Fifty years ago, the only people who wore platform shoes, were cripple people with birth defects, and they didn’t like the way that these shoes looked.

Who wants to see some woman, whose intelligence is already in question, stumble, wobble, and trip over her own feet?  Is this erotic or arousing, or is this like watching an accident that’s waiting to happen?

Yesterday when I was searching on the internet for videos of Governor Kristi Noem stripping, I had a hell of a time finding an appropriate video that I liked, because just about all of the stripper videos showed clumsy, clunky, ungraceful, dim-witted women swinging on a Stripper Pole like a monkey.

Finally, finally, I found a few good videos that illustrate erotic dancing without a Stripper Pole.  Using some of these good videos, I wanted to point out several things:  That minimal, graceful movement by women is more feminine, arousing, erotic, and enjoyable, than women climbing and swinging like a monkey;  No special effects, props, or choreography is needed; and Skank Girls are O.K.

In this first video, which is probably of a woman who is working as a live nude chat model from her home, she is a pretty good dancer, she has a nice pleasant personality, and she doesn’t have to do a whole lot to be very enjoyable to watch.  She probably works as a bank teller during the day:

See, wasn’t the girl in the above video nice?  And, there wasn’t a Stripper Pole.  Because this young lady doesn’t have a nice sofa, she probably doesn’t have very much money, and she didn’t have very much growing up.  Skank girls are O.K., if you didn’t already know this.

In this next video example, this illustrates that simple movement, with no choreography, no special effects, no props, no Stripper Pole, and no Platform Shoes, with just a girl, is plenty enough entertainment:

The young woman in the video above, she probably also works as a bank teller during the day, or maybe in customer service for a utility company.  Another nice Skank girl.

For my last example, whether you like it or not, this is primarily what men are interested in seeing, want to experience, and want to have.  This young lady appears to actually know what men want, and she is letting them have what they want, with no arguing, bullshit, games, wasting time, or a stupid Stripper Pole:

The young lady in the video above, I think that she probably works as a stripper during the day.  But she didn’t need a Stripper Pole, did she?  Another example of a nice Skank girl.

Not this time, but some other time, I will explain the origin, nature, characteristics, and behavior of Skank girls, which is a very melancholy tale.