I kind of wanted to antagonize and irritate South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem for the past six months, but I never got around to it. I have been thinking about things that I could say and comments that I could make that would infuriate her.
You might be thinking, why would I want to do this? My answer is, because it is fun, and because I like Kristi in a way. Perhaps you might try to understand this, my belief is that getting women really, really mad at you, is about the same thing as getting them to really like you. They spend time thinking about you, even though they don’t want to. They remember you, and they don’t forget you.
Ideally, I would have liked to have made Governor Kristi Noem so mad at me, that I would be the first thing that she thought about when she woke up in the morning, and the last thing that she thought about before she fell asleep at night. Now that’s love.
In order to really get to Kristi, I had to read her background information and history so that I could understand her. The two times that I began reading Kristi Noem’s background information, each time I began to lose interest in trying to upset her. Her growing up, early life, mid life, and political career, once I knew what it consisted of, I just didn’t feel like making fun of her so much anymore.
Instead of trying to make Governor Kristi Noem stomping mad and have a conniption, I think that I will just be generally annoying with unwanted comments, advice, and observations.
I do think that Governor Kristi Noem is hot, when she has long hair, but no so much when she has old-lady hairstyles. When Governor Noem has long hair, she would be the hottest stripper on-duty at a strip bar, even though she is 48 years old now. I could see myself looking forward to seeing Kristi all day while I was at work, trying to talk to her later that night, and spending money like a fool on her at a strip bar.
I stopped to think about what playlist Kristi might dance to on any given night, and this is what I imagined: “Sail” https://www.deezer.com/us/track/71788159?autoplay=true , “Don’t stop til you get enough” https://www.deezer.com/us/track/92730006?autoplay=true , “Atomic Dog” https://www.deezer.com/us/track/3131838?autoplay=true , “Hot in here” https://www.deezer.com/us/track/454297632?autoplay=true . Can you picture this in your mind? I certainly can, and I did.
Have you ever been in proximity to a woman, where the two of you have a meeting-of-the-minds, an intimacy, an understanding, a knowing and a familiarity, that is shared just between the two of you? This is how Kristi makes me feel when I go to see her at the strip bar.
In real life, outside of the strip bar, I hope that Kristi has much more to her than external attractiveness and the ability to charm men. Her education, professional career, and progression in politics appears to be completely legitimate and earned through her own work, it is not fake or fictitious. But inside of her, I hope that there is depth, substance, and intelligence.
When President Donald Trump leaves office, Governor Kristi Noem would be a viable, appropriate, and popular candidate for President, if she can stay out of trouble until then. But keep in mind, that one of the reasons why Kristi Noem is likable, is because she is feminine.
If anyone ever starts advising Kristi that she needs to become more masculine, become more domineering, overbearing, demanding, commanding, this probably will not go over well. Kristi has the chance to not only be the first female President, but she can do it being a female.