The Jack-O’-Lantern Women Of Dickinson, North Dakota

I have been feeling a little depressed for the past couple of weeks, as if there is something missing from my life.  It feels like I am missing some drive, motivation, inspiration, or purpose.  I was trying to think about what was wrong, and I realized what it was.

There is nothing to do in Dickinson, North Dakota, and I have hours upon hours of nothing to do but think and contemplate.  I realized, “Do you know, I haven’t seen an attractive woman for the past eight weeks.”

I thought about it, and thought about it, and tried to remember, the last attractive woman that I saw was eight weeks ago in a store.  There was a young lady of about 23 years, she was my height, slender build, long dark hair, and she said in a normal manner, “Can I help you, are you looking for something?”  That was the only attractive woman that I could remember seeing, and this was eight weeks ago.

It’s not like I don’t go anywhere.  I go to different grocery stores about four times per week, gas stations about four times per week, hardware stores about four times per week, fast-food restaurants twice per week, I pay some bills in-person, and I go to my job four days per week.  Yet I don’t ever see attractive women, anywhere.

This is not normal, this is what has been making me feel depressed, and even very angry sometimes.  Looking back upon my life, meeting and seeing attractive women has always been an important element of being alive.

When I was in elementary school, middle school, and high school in Florida, there were always at least two to four girls in each of my classes who were attractive and worthy of attention.  I would look forward to seeing these girls each day, what they would wear, how their hair would be, how they would act, what they might say and do.  It was a challenge and inspiration for me to come up with something to say or do that would get their attention.

When I went to college in Virginia, and later university in Florida, it was probably even more full of very attractive women.  Whether it was going to class, going to the gym, going to parties, or going to bars, it was so fun to see, meet, talk to, and try to seduce women.

As a young adult living and working in different cities in Florida, you could not help but see and interact with beautiful women, wherever you went:  Walmart, grocery stores, convenience stores, gas stations, bars, restaurants, shopping malls, hardware stores, work, government offices, post office, banks,…absolutely everywhere, every day, all day.

The existence of these beautiful women was an inspiration and motivation to me.  I tried to stay in good physical condition, have a clean and professional appearance, wear nice looking well-fitting clothes that were taken to the cleaners and pressed, have a new clean vehicle, and pay attention to all kinds of details about how things looked.  I looked forward to going shopping to buy clothes for work and for going out.

In Florida, everyone I knew, almost all people, looked forward to going out on Friday and Saturday night, to restaurants, bars, nightclubs, parties, movies, sporting events, concerts, road trips, and beach towns.  Of course, everyone would get dressed for whatever they were doing or wherever they were going.  It was fun and exciting to see and meet everyone who was out in the evening.

But let’s get back to Dickinson.  Like I have written before, Dickinson is like the movie “Deliverance”, “Planet Of The Apes”, or “The Grapes Of Wrath”.  God it makes me so fucking mad thinking about Dickinson, what it is like here.  It’s like being in a fucking God damn prison!  Ape creatures and land whales.

I thought about each of the places and everywhere that I routinely went in Dickinson, every place that I could think of, and all of the women in Dickinson looked exactly the same.  They were overweight, sloppily dressed, not groomed, with big fat misshapen heads, and unattractive faces.  They looked like Jack-o’-lanterns is what they looked like.

Jack-o’-lanterns with big fat misshapen heads and hideous faces, everywhere, all day, every day.  In Dickinson, I don’t like going to the grocery store, and I especially don’t like going to convenience stores and gas stations.  I hate going to Walmart, and I won’t go to bars.  There is no place that I like going, and there is almost no possibility or likelihood that I will see or meet any young lady or woman in Dickinson that is enjoyable.

6 thoughts on “The Jack-O’-Lantern Women Of Dickinson, North Dakota

    1. Ray,
      I don’t think that I can post the pictures of the ugly women in Dickinson, I don’t have authorization or permission to copy and paste local women’s photographs from Facebook to use them to say defamatory things about them. Also, it would be too cruel to photograph individual women in Dickinson and then post them front page as “ugly”. For the most part, these ugly women here can’t change how they look, besides losing weight, exercising, cleaning themselves up, and behaving better. Posting their photograph as “ugly”, would probably just make them sink lower into the gutter, and become ever meaner and fatter.

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  1. Holy Shit , I just found the Dickinson Press online. You certainly aren’t exaggerating about being like the movie Deliverance . Im looking at the crime reports and the pictures of accused, Pure INBREEDING, plain and simple ! if I seen these mutants roaming my streets Id surely be alarmed !

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    1. Ray,
      If you ever see a press release or advertisement from Dickinson North Dakota showing people, where you might see some plump women, chubby women with frizzy hair, large heads, keep in mind that this is the best-of-the-best, most presentable women that they could find in all of Dickinson.

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      1. Dude I have seen lots of hot women here. I think that the fact you are hoping they are single or wishing they were single is the problem. The hot ones are married to dudes like I explained in an earlier comment to guys that will do anything for them this side of junping off a bridge to their certian death below.

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      2. R,
        Yesterday when I had to go to the DMV Office inside the T-Rex Mall, I did see a nice looking, tan skinned, thin, young, blond lady with a toddler, coming from the thrift store with a bag of clothes. There are a few young tradesmen that have young families who have come to Dickinson for work.

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