Very late last night I saw a Dickinson Press newspaper article titled, “Prairie Business Magazine announces its ’25 Top Women in Business’ for 2020.” I thought to myself, “Oh yeah, let me see this.”, because I have seen some bullshit, fake, make-believe nominees on this list in the past, from Dickinson.
Once I reviewed this entire list of 25 women, reading the few paragraphs about each woman, I felt relieved to see that there were no obvious women who didn’t belong on this list. This was a pretty conservative, non-controversial list of women.
However, like 95%-100% of male readers, I was taking note of who was hot, and who was not. Then, I went back through this list of 25 women nominees, to determine and decide which ones that I would like to see naked, and why.
Before I go any further, here is the link to this article, so that the reader can look these women over too, and either agree or disagree with my picks: https://www.inforum.com/business/4986221-Prairie-Business-Magazine-announces-its-25-Top-Women-in-Business-for-2020
I also want to give a warning and disclaimer, though women can look nice, they can turn on you at any time, they are treacherous and conniving, you can never trust them completely, you can never tell what they are going to do, so I am not saying that having any involvement with any of these women is a good idea.
Starting at the top of the list of the nominee women in the article and proceeding to the bottom, here is my list and explanation of the women that I would like to see naked: (Photos and biographies copied from Inforum.com)
Eide Bailly LLP
Reggie MacMaster started her career at Eide Bailly as an intern in the audit department in 2011 while finishing the Master of Accountancy program at North Dakota State University. From there, she obtained her CPA license. During her time at Eide Bailly, Reggie has served clients in the not-for-profit and affordable housing industries…..
My opinion is, that Reggie seems like a nice, reserved, attractive young lady, so I will relent, and not require her to take her clothes off, maybe she can just wear a nice Bikini, but now that I think about that, I do want to see more.
Farmers Security Bank
Jamie Nelson has served as president and chief executive officer of Farmers Security Bank since 2017. She brings more than 20 years of experience, having started her career in banking and finance two weeks after graduating high school. She worked as a loan officer while going to North Dakota State College of Science in Wahpeton, where she graduated in 2001 with a degree in business…….
My opinion, I can’t help but think, that Jamie would be the most compatible with me in the long term, patient, agreeable, reasonable, reliable, even-tempered, and long suffering.
Marketing and Communications Manager
Network Center Inc.
Jenn Rothschiller is the marketing and communications manager at Network Center, Inc. (NCI). She is responsible for the vision, strategic planning and execution of all marketing activities. Serving on its management team, Jenn has been instrumental in the overall company growth plan…..
My opinion, I am probably least compatible with Jenn, I don’t even think that I would like her or get along with her, therefore, I would like to use Jenn solely to satisfy my lust and desire. Please send photos.
Senior Financial Advisor
With more than 26 years at Alerus, Sandy Korbel has built a career on understanding and serving the holistic needs of high net-worth clients. She has differentiated herself by the level of professional knowledge demonstrated through her experience as well as continuing education with her CPA and CFP (Certified Financial Planner) designations. She is passionate about helping her clients….
My opinion, I like Sandy, but I don’t think that Sandy would like me. Good luck trying to get her to take her clothes off. That is why I studied hypnosis and mesmerizing, I could hypnotize Sandy to believe that she was on her honeymoon with me, her new husband, on her second marriage.
Companions for Children
Heather Cymbaluk has served as the executive director of Companions for Children since 2013. She is a graduate of Minot State University with bachelor degrees in both marketing and management information systems. She continued her education at the University of Mary, graduating with a master’s degree in business administration….
My opinion, Heather seems like a nice, friendly, outgoing person. I would not mind going on a simple date with Heather, but I don’t want to get married.
Founder and CEO
Sioux Falls, S.D.
Karla Santi is a founding partner and CEO of Blend Interactive, a website strategy, design, and development company founded in 2005 in Sioux Falls, S.D. Karla recognized the potential within the web development industry early and began working in web design and development in the 1990s. She owned her own firm, Santi Interactive, before merging with two partners in 2005 to create Blend Interactive. Fifteen years later, Blend has grown into a multi-million dollar company with an international client base….
My opinion, Karla will surprise you, she has many layers. Possibly the most passionate and enthusiastic partner on this list.
Cindy Elifrits Peterson
Founder & CEO
Maximizing Excellence, LLC
Sioux Falls, S.D.
Cindy Elifrits Peterson, MSW, CFRE, is driven by a passion to make a difference for those she has not yet met. She has dedicated her 20-year career to helping organizations realize their purpose.
In 2010, Cindy founded Maximizing Excellence LLC, a consulting firm that partners with organizations to improve their effectiveness and achieve high impact. She leverages her fundraising tools and methodologies toward more efficient resource development and nonprofit capacity building. Through Cindy’s vision, she and her team have worked with more than 100 organizations, helping them fulfill their mission and multiply their impact…..
My opinion, Cindy seems like a pleasant person to date, but in my case, I think that she would run off with Chad before too long.
Sioux Falls, S.D.
Dr. Alison R. Tendler is a woman who leads change in her personal and professional life through embodying her motto: See the World Better. See Yourself Better.
Born and raised in South Dakota, she graduated from Dakota Wesleyan University and USD School of Medicine, and became a fellowship trained ophthalmologist. She returned to her hometown of Sioux Falls 14 years ago to practice medicine….
My opinion, because she is a medical Doctor, Alison is probably a know-it-all, and used to getting her own way all the time. The only way that I could have a pleasant time with Alison, would be if she was my captive.
VP of Marketing
Capital Credit Union
Jillian Lagasse grew up in the small town of Oakes, N.D., and following high school graduated from the University of Mary in Bismarck. Much of her career has been spent as the Marketing Manager at Investment Centers of America in Bismarck. There she helped financial advisors across the county with their marketing, helping them to grow their business and gain more clients. Jillian also obtained her FINRA Series 7 and 66 investment licenses during this time….
My opinion, last but not least, Jillian. Naughty looking Jillian was the one who inspired me to write this blog post article in the first place. I could picture Jillian wearing high heels, and modeling Bikinis and lingerie.
Note: I don’t care if any of the women mentioned in this article of mine are furious and outraged, this is one of the reasons why I wrote it. I probably need to say that I don’t plan on kidnapping or abducting any of the women mentioned in this article, because I live in an apartment, and I don’t have anywhere to keep them, unless I rent a farmhouse out in the middle of nowhere.
Also, I don’t think that I can successfully be sued for defamation, libel, or slander because this requires that I make statements of fact that are untrue and defamatory, whereas my statements are opinions, are not defamatory, and are perhaps even complimentary.
1 thought on “Prairie Business Magazine’s 25 Top Women In Business, The Ones I Would Like To See Naked”
You are just an old fat incel. Get over yourself and realize that women are not sex objects for your entertainment.