I have noticed that many of the women working at Menards in Dickinson, North Dakota have a nice, tight ass, and I want to explain why.

At the beginning of last week, I went to Menards to buy a quart of motor oil and a headband LED light.  When I got ready to leave the store, I went to the first checkout line that was open, which was checkout line #1.

The cashier was a Black lady, who I think was a new-hire.  Standing a few feet away from the cashier, was a rather distinguished looking White woman, about 30-40 years old.  This White woman, I am going to name her “Denise” for the time being.

Denise must have seen me coming, and she tried to not look in my direction, in order to attempt to not have to deal with me.  This was fine with me, as it gave me plenty of time to check her out.

I started with her feet, she was wearing nice ASICS running shoes, which is a sign of good health in women, they can run or might try to run.  Her feet were a good size and not deformed, not webbed, clawed, or hoofed.

She was wearing soft, faded blue jeans that fit her well.  Her jeans weren’t tight, they just fit well.  I could see that she had well-formed and muscular calves, normal knees, and nice quadriceps muscles.  She had long legs, she was about 5′-9″ or 5′-10″.  Her stomach was flat and not bulging.  She was wearing a loose fitting plaid flannel shirt, so I could not tell what her breasts looked like.

Denise had nice arms, shoulders, and neck, she was thin.  She had a pretty face, and long brown hair.  I would say that she was a “9” or a “10” out of ten.  I wondered what she was doing in Dickinson, she didn’t belong here.  I think that she must have been an out-of-town manager come from Bismarck, Fargo, or Minneapolis to do training.

I wanted to say to Denise, “You think that you are being plain and ordinary, but you aren’t fooling anyone.  We can all tell that you are good looking.”

The new-hire cashier scanned and entered my one quart of motor oil as a whole case of motor oil, not one quart, so I had to tell Denise, whoa, wait, hold on, this got scanned wrong.  Denise had to do an override or correction.  I asked her did this just scan wrong?  Denise only gave me the most minimal of answers.

As I was leaving Menards, and thinking about Denise, it just reminded me that many of the women working in Menards have nice, lean, muscular legs, and tight asses.

For one, there is the red-haired return girl, who looks just like Queen Elizabeth I (1533-1603).  Another red-haired girl works there who has no title.  Then there are a couple of very tall women who will walk you out to the Lawn & Garden area if you ask where are the pruning saws or where are the paving blocks.  It’s like trying to keep up with a giraffe when walking behind them, they swing their long necks around to look back and see if you are keeping up.

At Menards, they make all of those women stand up, and walk around the store all day on the hard concrete floor.  They don’t get to sit around watching TV all day eating junk food.

If I had a wife or girlfriend that wanted to work at Menards, this would be like the best thing that ever happened.  They would be getting up off of their ass, walking around all day, burning calories, not being able to eat junk food, earning money, getting health insurance, learning about tools and hardware.  This would be much better than a wife or girlfriend going to the gym, plus the Menards people keep an eye on them all day and keep them from getting into trouble.