I hate the cast of the Paramount Network TV series “Yellowstone” so much, I wish that Negan from “The Walking Dead” would show up with his barbed-wire wrapped baseball bat “Lucile” and terrorize the Dutton family for about a year.
I hate the Yellowstone Ranch owner John Dutton, his daughter Beth, his sons Kayce and Jamie, Kacye’s wife Monica, and their son Tate, ranch boss Rip, ranch idiot Jimmy, and the TV series writer who gave himself the part of horse trainer Travis. Everyone on this show is so arrogant, self-absorbed, self-important, and a “legend in the own mind”, that I wish Negan would come along and fix that.
Just like in “The Walking Dead”, all of the Duttons need to hear about this so-called “Negan” taking over the valley, long before they ever meet him, so that their fear and trepidation of this boogey-man grows in their mind, through their own imagination of what they fear the most.
As in “The Walking Dead”, one-by-one, and in separate groups, the Dutton family members will be stalked, trapped, kidnapped, rounded up, tied up, sack over their heads, taken to a bonfire surrounded by Negan’s people and placed on their knees. Disoriented, terrified, abused, all of the Duttons, the whole cast, will soon meet this “Negan”.
O.K. ! Here we go! You’ve got to imagine the Dutton family, Rip, Jimmy, Monica, and Travis on their knees:
In order for us viewers of Yellowstone to have some quick relief and gratification, when Negan does his “eeny, meeny, miney, moe…” selection of who he is going to beat to death with his baseball bat Lucile, first to get bashed in the head is horse trainer and Yellowstone writer Travis, because he is always so quick to try to verbally put people in their place. And second to get bashed to death is Monica, because she is always whining, complaining, bitching, griping, frowning, and acting like a Liberal Democrat.
To tell you the truth, even John Dutton, Beth, Jamie, Kayce, and Rip will kind of be glad when Monica gets killed, it’s something that they all been wishing would happen for a long time.
To the readers who don’t know who Negan is, who think that Negan won’t do it, Oh Yes, Negan will do it! Please, please try to imagine that instead of Rick Grimes, Daryl Dixon, Glenn, Maggie, Carl, and Michonne, you instead have John Dutton, Beth, Jamie, Kayce, Rip, and Jimmy being terrorized:
Do you think that Negan has made it clear to the Duttons that they work for him now? Do you think that John, Beth, Jamie, Kayce, and Rip are convinced? Probably not. So over the next year, Negan visits the Dutton ranch to spend time with each of them, breaking their spirit, making them feel more and more helpless. Soon all of their arrogance, pride, and bullying is gone. See, the Duttons weren’t so tough after all.